Yes, I have them, yes they are real, and for the record...it hurts like hell

A little bit Country, a WHOLE LOT Rock n Roll.

Live hard, play harder and keep your hand on your sidearm. Any questions?

Hint: If they don't have David Allen Coe on the jukebox, leave.

26+6=1

Erin Go Brach!

One Country, One People, One Ireland