The Lord is my Shepherd
and George W. Bush is my president
I shall not want (any other Saviour or president)
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He (Lord) restoreth my soul
and he (George) restoreth my faith in America
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I shall fear no evil (not gore and his demonic minions)
And I shall dwell in the House of the Lord forever (God grant it be so)
and I shall never vote for a demonRAT, ever (and I never have)