Rover the Living Vacuum

~Rover's Top 10 proofs that liberals are brainwashed/mentally ill/completely insane~

For those of you who have ever wondered how Democrats came to be known as the Jack@$$ Party...

#10: Many Obama supporters have praised Michelle Obama's "great" taste in clothes (According to Barack Obama, she does NOT hire a fashion consultant). Vanity Fair even ranks her on its "international best-dressed" list. Fans liken her to Jackie Kennedy.
Are they crazy?! Many people, including me, do NOT find a black widow suitable to be First Lady. But then, I suppose that's racist.

More hideous Michelle fashion:

#9:Most Democrat candidates fail utterly and completely when trying to appear just like "one of the little guys." They are simply too corrupt and alot richer than the average Joe. Sure, alot of politicians (from any party) are the same. But I don't think any Republican ever failed so epicly to appear "normal" as, say, Democrat John Kerry. He practically perfected acting like a fool into an art form.

Remember these?

Well, I could fill up a whole page with embarrassing John dooFus Kerry pictures, but I must move on...

#8:I don't think this one requires any commentary:

#7:According to liberal "logic" (an oxymoron), people who do THIS are perfectly acceptable:

But THESE people are somehow anti-American:

<---One on RIGHT

#6: ANY PARTY that would rally behind a complete doofus like Joe Biden (A.K.A. The Gaffemeister, A.K.A. Gaffe-o-matic, etc.)should not be taken seriously. The only reason he gets away with it is the total lack of MSM coverage of his "rhetorical flourishes." Someone needs to create a Biden gaffes website...after all, we'll have at least four years' worth of material.

Biden: J-O-B-S is a three-letter word

President FDR got on TV in 1929

Biden gaffe machine

Biden: International crisis to test Obama

Biden's Kennedy Confusion

Biden gets VP role wrong

#5:Campaigning for the Presidency, John McCain was questioned and attacked (by liberals, of course) about his birth in the Panama Canal Zone. His valid birth certificate is available to the public for anyone to see. But the Dem's candidate has still REFUSED to prove that he meets the requirements of the Constitution. The Obamabots couldn't care less.

McCain's BC:

Yet the Dimocrats would accept THIS as Obama's certificate, no questions asked.

#4:Democrats think that someone could have sat through this at church for twenty years and not heard any of it:

Rev. Wright hate speech

#3:The Democrat-majority Congress has an historically low approval rating--just 6%. That is FIVE TIMES LESS than President Bush's approval rating. Logically, it would make sense that as much as liberals hate Bush, they must hate the liberal Congress even MORE. But no. In the 2008 race for Congress, voters elected even *more* Democrats. This is completely nonsensical and stupid.

2008 Election Results

Current Senate: Dem-49 GOP-49 Ind-2

New Senate: Dem-55 GOP-40 Ind-2

Current House: Dem-236 GOP-199 Ind-0

New House: Dem-254 GOP-173 Ind-0

#2:The typical liberal mindset:

Sympathy for the poor little animals and plants exterminated by evil humans. All the little critters have the right to live too!
Sympathy for illegal immigrant criminals who increase the crime rate in this country. After all, they deserve to have some of the wealth spread their way, too.
Sympathy for captured terrorists. They should be subject to the same laws as American citizens. No waterboarding allowed, even if it could save AMERICANS' lives.
Sympathy for convicted murderers and other such filth on death row. They're only misunderstood because they had a bad childhood. They can be rehabilitated.
Sympathy for Communist/Socialist/terrorist regimes. If we could just talk to them, we could all get along. *Cue "Kumbaya"*
Absolutely no sympathy for COMPLETELY INNOCENT unborn babies. All the above-stated criminals deserve life, but inconvenient babies do not.

HUH?? Is that illogical or what???

#1 proof that libs are crazy:SIXTY-TWO MILLION DEMOCRATS, INDEPENDENTS, AND WISHY-WASHY REPUBLICANS VOTED FOR THE OBIDENATION TICKET. How could over half the country be so stupid? Obama contradicts himself repeatedly, and he doesn't even have a real message. He is blatantly socialist and shmoozes with terrorists and criminals. There is no end the the list of his shady associations in his even more shady past.

Obama contradicts himself (only the tip of the iceberg)

AND LIBS DO NOT CARE.

I'm sure there are many other good proofs that liberals are completely insane, but this concludes my top 10. Liberalism is clearly some sort of mental illness that brings about hopelessly illogical thought processes. It appears that their percentage of the population has grown steadily over the years, as Democrats contaminate the gene pool. I pray for a day in the future when the definition for the adjective "liberal" is simply "insane."