I AM A 40 SOMETHING MIDWESTERN MEMBER OF THE "VAST RIGHT WING CONSPIRACY". I LOVE GUNS, EAT MEAT AND BELIEVE THAT LIBERALS AND RADICAL ISLAM ARE THE MOST SERIOUS ENEMIES FACING AMERICA.
I'M LARGE AND IN CHARGE, OFTEN IMITATED BUT IMPOSSIBLE TO DUPLICATE. GET IN MY WAY AND I'LL RUN RIGHT OVER YOU.
MESSAGE TO THE LEFT:"LEAD, FOLLOW OR GET YOUR TUCHAS OUT OF MY WAY!"