My position on some of the major issues being debated between conservatives and liberals today.

Amnesty - Never in a million years!!!

Borders - Build the fence. Put a minefield behind it and if necessary police it. Preferably with volunteer citizen’s militia carrying something with a little more persuasive power than mag-lites, tazers, and mace.

Language - Sorry, Juan, we read, write, and speak English in the good ol’ USA.

Fairness Doctrine - You’ll have to surgically remove my vocal cords.

Gun Ownership - To quote Charlton Heston, “You can have mine when...” Oh, well, you get the picture.

Firearms stand next in importance to the Constitution itself. They are the American people's liberty teeth and the cornerstone of independence. The church, the plow, the prairie wagon, and citizen's firearms are indelibly related. From the hour the Pilgrims landed, to the present day, events, occurrences, and tendencies prove that to insure peace, security and happiness, the rifle and the pistol are equally indispensable. Every corner of this land knows firearms, and more than 99.9 percent of them by their silence indicate they are in safe and sane hands. The very atmosphere of firearms anywhere and everywhere restrains evil; firearms deserve a place with all that's good and virtuous. When firearms go, all goes; like prayer, we need them every hour. - George Washington

Fiscal Responsibility - Balance that budget... YESTERDAY!!!

RINOS in the GOP - Get ‘em out of the party. If there going to vote with the rats, they can go join the rats.

Entitlements/Handouts/Big Government Spending - Forget the pork... we’re going kosher!!!

UN - Get us out. Get them out. And convert the headquarters building into an institute for conservative studies.