My father is from the Hunan province of China. I lived there for over 2 years farming berries for international markets. It is very beautiful....

I was born a poor Asian child. I developed a bridge to hold glasses on people's noses and made millions.... I donated most of my money to prevent cat juggling in Mexico... my dog sh*thead left me but fortunately my family found me on the street and we moved back to the south to my childhood home. I then invested in a shrimp boat company... ran across the united states played pingpong against the chinese olympic team and have a legless friend I like to call lieutenant dan.