HOWDY HEY! Welcome to my world! I'm a California surfer boy who, to make a long story short, is currently stuck on a small, volcanic island out here in the middle of the South Pacific. Which, if you're curious, is a little out of the way place known to Western Civilization as: Pago Pago, American Samoa. Living on a South Seas island isn't so bad, really. Disney made them attractive, and so can you! One just has to make do without the luxeries, such as: * Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream * Deep Dish Pizza * Guinness * Any wine better than Almaden * Nordstroms, Abercrombie & Fitch, Vons, etc. Other than that, you can work on your tan, there's no snow, very little crime, just the following: A. Lots and lots of sunshine almost all year round. B. Soft, warm, tropical breezes. C. Lots of tasty surf! D. Oh, yeah... There's rain. Lots of rain. Over 300 inches a year. Which, after five days of solid rain, it can bum you out so badly even those cute drinks with the little umbrellas won't cheer you up! |
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