I used to say I was an expert in identifying BS. In fact, such an expert that I could correctly identify it two out of three times. Now, everything is BS until proven otherwise. (An original by me)

"A real man is one who rejects passivity, accepts responsibility, leads courageously, and expects the greater reward, God's reward."- Robert Lewis

"The nature of Christ's existence is mysterious, I admit; but this mystery meets the wants of man - reject it and the world is an inexplicable riddle; believe it, and the history of our race is satisfactorily explained." - Napoleon

"It has long been known that in a race, one horse will beat another. But which one? Get the facts at any cost." - Lazurus Long

"A person who carrys a cat by the tail is gaining valuable knowledge.............in fact, knowledge he is not likely to forget in the near future...............and I say, if he wants to carry the cat by the tail.......... LET HIM!" - Mark Twain

"There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves" - Will Rogers

My wife lives with 4 cats and a husband. nuff said.