Missouri, Texas, Virginia and now back to Texas. Motexvatex?

I work in politics in Texas, am a speechwriter for an elected state official. In the past, I have worked in marketing and public relations, primarily for an energy company and a major daily newspaper. I have written speeches for politicans and titans of industry; analyzed reams of public opinion polling data for big media; and written advertisements for products you use everyday. I offer the accumulated wisdom of both my experience and connections free of charge to any Freeper who cares to read it.