"No matter where you go, there you are."-Buckaroo Banzai

"If you push something hard enough, it will fall over."-Fudd's 1st Law of Opposition

""All things reactionary are the same. You have to push them before they will fall." Mao Tse Tung's correlary to Fudd's 1st Law of Oposition, ;">When you see a man approaching you with the obvious intent of doing you good, run for your life." Henry David Thoreau

The eleven most dangerous words even heard: "Hi, we're from the government and we're here to help you."