Headlines I want to see in 2008:

MILITANT ISLAMISTS PANIC. THE REPUBLICANS STRIKE BACK TO WIN THE US HOUSE/SENATE/WHITE HOUSE. (And MI state House!)

DEMOCRATS LOSE US HOUSE/SENATE: LEARN 2006 VICTORY WASN'T 1994.

DEMOCRATS IN MACOMB COUNTY ASK "WHERE DID ALL OF THESE REPUBLICANS COME FROM?"
(the tin foil hat crowd announces "Aliens have landed AND buried their UFO's")

KNOCKED OUT: LEVIN LOSES TO MILLER
SENATOR CARL LEVIN LOSES TO THE POPULAR FORMER SECERTARY OF STATE CANDACE MILLER.

MILLER WILL BE A MEMBER OF THE MAJORITY PARTY.
LEVIN, DEMOCRATS WONDER WHAT WENT WRONG.

GOVERNOR GRANHOLM DISMAYED "I HAVE TO WORK A REPUBLICAN HOUSE/SENATE AGAIN!"