You're dumber than you think I think you are.

I must be crazy to be in a loony bin like this.

Some people never go crazy. What miserable lives they must lead.

I'd hate to be you if I were me.

Can you dig it?

You handle those cubes like a monkey handles coconuts.

Feeling screwed up at a screwed up time in a screwed up place does not necessarily make you screwed up.

We're not killing anybody on our wedding day.

Every day above ground is a good day.

I mean, it's real hard to be free when you are bought and sold in the marketplace.

I'm neither poor nor innocent.

I move around a lot, not because I'm looking for anything really, but 'cause I'm getting away from things that get bad if I stay.

Did you know that "if" is the middle of the word "life"?

I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream. That's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight... razor... and surviving.

There is no such thing as right and wrong, there's just popular opinion.

Oh, wouldn't it be great if I *was* crazy? Then the world would be okay.

I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.