10. Build on Kerry goose-hunting photo op momentum -- use rocket launcher on Alaskan moose.

9. Discontinue Karl Marx/Donkey Logo coffee mugs.

8. Always count to 10 before blurting out how stupid you think Americans are.

7. Replace DNC limos with Ford F-150s.

6. Bring country together by calling for Red America and Blue America to be replaced by Fuschia America and Magenta America.

5. All Democrat House members to change last name to Obama.

4. Serve hot cross buns at caucus meetings to get in touch with Christian values.

3. Two words: More botox.

2. Push through Constitutional amendment to give Massachusetts "a zillion" electoral votes.

1. Harry Truman's clone in '08!

1. Real Deal.

2. Fighting for you.

3. Let America be America again.

4. Bring it on.

5. The courage to do what's right.

6. Together, we can build a stronger America.

7. Hope/Help is on the way.

8. A stronger America begins at home.

9. A safer, stronger, more secure America.

10. A lifetime of service and strength.

11. A new team, for a new America.

12. Stronger at home, respected in the world.

13. W is for wrong.

14. America deserves better.

15. A new direction.

16. We're coming, you're going, and don't let the door hit you on the way out.

When your campaign gets past its tenth slogan, you have start thinking you're in a bit of trouble.