Howdy, my name is Ian. I am 15 and I live in Whitefish Bay, Wisconsin. My hobbies include running and letting hippies realize that they are morons. I also enjoy arguing with my communist English teachers, getting kicked out of history class because I don't like Marx, and writing conservative articles for the school paper, and forcing kids to stand for the anthem during the announcements. My goals in life are to meet Willie Nelson, get a picture of myself with Pat Buchanan and blow it up until it is huge then hang it in my house, and to get my American citizenship (I'm a damn foreigner). I would also enjoy meeting Bay Buchanan. I've met Bush when he came to my old school in Texas back when he was governor, and that was fun. I like the guy as a man, but he is a failure as a conservative. What happened to that small government idea he used to promise?