Mergers & acquisitions, corporate finance attorney.

You can find me at Federal Review.

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. -- P.J. O'Rourke

Duke Sucks -- not on the court, mind you, but certainly in a metaphysical sense.

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Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.
Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow.
Do not walk beside me, either.
Leave me the hell alone.

It's always darkest before dawn.
So if you're going to steal your neighbor's
newspaper, that's the time to do it.

Always remember you're unique.
Just like everyone else.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk
a mile in their shoes. That way, when you
criticize them, you're a mile away and you
have their shoes.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in
boat & drink beer all day.

If you lend someone $20, and never see that
person again, it was probably worth it.

Good judgment comes from bad experience,
and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your mouth is moving.

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

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