Oh, well, ok... here goes... No “troll” here...

See... I’m this LONG-TIME Lurker... since Sept. 11, 2001... really... you guys saved my courage and sanity... I’m just really, really, really shy...

My first thanks to JimRob for this forum, then to a Diogenesis(sp). I was using a friend’s dial-up and I think the 9/11 pix are STILL loading... Your work was time-consuming for you, no doubt, but, please, know, it showed one more doubting American Citizen what was REALLY happening! I haven’t watched TV news since!!!

But, I can prove I’ve been here all along (I hope). So, where to start...? I think I'm supposed to double-post this in Breaking News as an extreme Vanity, then mention lots of famous females and not include pictures, then...

My sister was eating some cheese while I was in the shower, a moose bit her and before I could get my tinfoil hat on, some Tourist Guy asked her out! Then my Viking Kitty freaked out! Turns out, some guy named JimRob zotted a certain DU Troll and then a really cool guy named something like AlBaby had his beeber stuned at an airport... oh, it was so hugh and series... there’s more, I’ll fill it in later...

All your base...

Me: honest, hard-working, aspiring writer, aviation