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  • VIDEO: South Florida TV Weatherman Plays "Climate Change" Politics

    05/19/2024 8:08:53 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 24 replies
    Rumble ^ | May 19, 2024 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEO They are getting soooo desperate over Joe Biden's diminishing 2024 election chances that now weathermen are engaging in political campaigning while absurdly PRETENDING they are not campaigning. One such weatherman is Steve MacLaughlin of WTVJ's NBC6 station down here in South Florida. Watch how he jumps up on the Climate Change (Global Warming) bandwagon to lecture the audience while piously pretending he would never tell us who to vote for while obviously telling us who NOT to vote for. (Hint: NOT Trump, WINK! WINK!). Is it too much to ask weathermen to simply report on the weather and stay...
  • Crockett Mocked Into Next Week for Huge Mistake She Made While Trying to Raise Money Off Fight With MTG

    05/19/2024 7:46:13 AM PDT · by Enterprise · 33 replies
    https://redstate.com ^ | May 18, 2024 | Nick Arama
    "So we are going to drop ‘A Crockett Clapback Collection,’" she wrote in the caption. "This collection will feature various swag that includes random things I’ve said. The money will go to ensuring that we have a Democratic House! Give me a little time to really get the swag online etc., but B6 will drop first."
  • VIDEO: 2024 NATO Youth Summit Declares TRUMP as Threat to Democracy

    05/18/2024 11:31:02 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 52 replies
    Rumble ^ | May 18, 2024 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEOThe 2024 NATO Youth Summit on May 13, 2024 was chock full of young globalist Trust Fund kids so it is really not surprising that they chose President Donald Trump as a threat to Democracy. They also declared "Disinformation" as a major threat as well. Disinformation being inconvenient truths that the globalists want to hide from you.
  • NFL Brass Rejects Player's Traditional Values [semi-satire]

    05/18/2024 10:22:01 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 10 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 19 May 2024 | John Semmens
    This week, Harrison Butker, a player on the Kansas City Chiefs football team gave a commencement speech at Benedictine College--a small Catholic liberal arts college in Atchison, Kansas. In this speech Butker said to the women graduates "some of you may go on to lead successful careers in the world, but I would venture to guess that the majority of you are most excited about your marriage and the children you will bring into this world." USA Today featured a column denouncing Butker's "extremist, Neanderthal views." On ABC's The View, the panelists chastised Butker for "not following the example of...
  • "Keeps Falling" - The Ballad of Joe Biden

    05/18/2024 6:47:16 AM PDT · by Dr. Marten · 9 replies
    Rumble ^ | 05.16.2024 | Jimmy Failla
    "Keeps Falling" - The Ballad of Joe Biden
  • Bragg Justifies His Priorities [semi-satire]

    05/18/2024 2:04:44 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 3 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 19 May 2024 | John Semmens
    While Manhattan district attorney Alvin Bragg has been pouring his energy into prosecuting Donald Trump for the crime of winning the 2016 presidential election against the heavily favored former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, crime in New York City (NYC) has taken a dismal turn. In 2023, of NYC's 109,000 prosecuted arrests only 7% resulted in imprisonment. Worse, over 70% of NYC's reported crimes remain unsolved. Repeat offenders, some of them violent, are routinely released without bail while awaiting prosecutions that may never occur. Bragg insists that "my priorities are not out-of-whack. All the assaults, robberies, rapes, and murders that...
  • Support For 19th Amendment Decreases Sharply

    05/17/2024 11:18:16 AM PDT · by DFG · 30 replies
    Babylon Bee ^ | 05/17/2024 | Babylon Bee
    WASHINGTON, D.C. — As tempers flared among girl congressmen on Capitol Hill yesterday, all male congressmen found themselves in unprecedented agreement that the 19th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution was clearly a mistake. Stern-faced congressmen glanced at each other in silent unity as multiple girl congressmen erupted into a shameful shouting match during a House Oversight Committee hearing, with all the men sharing the same sentiment that granting women the right to vote and hold office was a severe miscalculation. "Yeah, the 19th Amendment was a mistake," said Democrat Representative Jamie Raskin. "Back in 1920, I don't think our predecessors...
  • VIDEO: Even TDS Lawrence O'Donnell Admits Michael Cohen's Credibility was DESTROYED

    05/17/2024 8:02:36 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 11 replies
    Rumble ^ | May 17, 2024 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEOIt's one thing to hear conservative commentators state that Michael Cohen's credibility was destroyed during the Manhattan trial. However, it is quite amazing to hear someone as chock full of TDS hate as MSNBC's Lawrence O'Donnell admit that the Trump defense lawyer, Todd Blanche, utterly shredded Cohen's credibility.
  • Lefties losing it: Rita Panahi reacts to ‘narcissist’ trans activist at Disneyland

    05/16/2024 12:17:49 PM PDT · by TigerClaws · 5 replies
    ky News host Rita Panahi reacts to a “self-indulgent narcissist” at Disneyland explaining their upcoming gender-affirming surgery. Lilly Contino posted a video to social media of them explaining their upcoming gender-affirming surgery using Disney-themed treats, while at the theme park. 'I’m about to get banned from Disney', she begins, before continuing to explain how her surgery has not gone as planned. “That is the definition of TMI, too much information,” Ms Panahi said.
  • Sean Lennon Comments on Portrait of Charles III

    05/16/2024 6:46:46 AM PDT · by shadowlands1960 · 55 replies
    Twitter ^ | May 16th, 2024 | Sean Lennon
    Seán Ono Lennon @seanonolennon I just wish I could have listened in on the meeting… ‘Your Highness, it would seem the people have begun to grow weary and possibly suspicious of the institution of the monarchy.’ ‘Well what are we going to do about it?’ ‘One idea is to have your portrait painted as an ancient hell demon emerging from a sort of murky lake of blood, ready to claim rule over the people of light, dragging them into the shadow realms for all eternity.’ ‘Terrific idea! I’ll get my fancy red coat!’ 5:09 PM · May 15, 2024 ·...
  • Migrant Horror Stories [semi-satire]

    05/15/2024 10:13:24 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 1 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 12 May 2024 | John Semmens
    In Britain, the vast majority of gang rapes are committed by Pakistani Muslims. In Denmark, "asylum seekers" from Muslim countries commit more crimes than citizens born in Denmark. In Sweden, more than 50% of the rapes are committed by "foreign born" assailants. Because of its open borders policy toward refugees from Muslim countries Sweden also has a firearms homicide rate twice that of any other European nation. In Germany, Marie-Thérèse Kaiser was fined $6,500 for publicly mentioning official government statistics showing that a disproportionate number of rapes are committed by Afghan "refugees." In the United Kingdom, the prediction that admitting...
  • Former GOP VP Nominee Won't Vote for Trump [semi-satire]

    05/14/2024 11:34:07 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 24 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 12 May 2024 | John Semmens
    Former Congressman and Republican vice-presidential candidate in the 2012 election Paul Ryan confirmed that "I will not be voting for Donald Trump no matter what. Character matters. I cannot support a person of low character for the top job in our government." Ryan fended off criticism of President Joe Biden's character, saying "using his position in government to obtain bribes for his family and himself are the normal kind of abuse of power that is common in our politics. Almost everyone does it--Republicans and Democrats alike. Our country has and can continue to survive this type of self-serving misuse of...
  • VIDEO: Hammock Guy on Bus Demands Freedom to Hammock

    05/14/2024 6:54:37 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 13 replies
    Rumble ^ | May 14, 2024 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEOThe first time you watch the Hammock Guy demanding his right to hammock on a bus you might think he is just an annoying jerk. That was my first impression which is why I have replayed the Hammock Guy's performance. By the second viewing, there is a good chance your antagonism towards the Hammock Guy will change from annoyance to growing admiration along with strong doses of amusement. And the more I watch the Hammock Guy the more I admire him despite my initial impression. Oh, and I also laugh harder each time I watch him defy authority and assert...
  • RFK Takes Extreme Abortion Stance [semi-satire]

    05/13/2024 10:34:15 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 2 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 12 May 2024 | John Semmens
    In a bid to outflank Biden for the women's vote, independent presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. came out in favor of abortion at any time and for any reason up until birth, saying "every baby's death is a tragedy. Many of them leave permanent trauma on a woman. But I think, ultimately, I don't trust government to have jurisdiction over people's bodies." This announcement stunned RFK's running mate Nicole Shanahan who insisted "that is not Bobby's position, at least as far as I understand it. My understanding is that he absolutely believes in limits on abortion, and we've talked...
  • VIDEO: Donny Deutsch Claims Michael Cohen Is an Incredibly Credible Witness

    05/13/2024 7:41:43 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 17 replies
    Rumble ^ | May 13, 2024 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEOMichael Cohen is a credible witness? Well, if Morning Joe's Donny Deutsch says so then it MUST be true.
  • VIDEO: The CNN Obvious TELL When Lying about NO Democrat Lawfare

    05/12/2024 1:02:02 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 8 replies
    Rumble ^ | May 12, 2024 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEOThere is a very very obvious "Tell" that CNN uses when trying to deny that the Democrats are using Lawfare against President Donald Trump. It is when their reporters say "We know" that it's not true that the Democrats are using that Lawfare. CNN reporter Alayna Treene just recited this CNN Tell while pretending that the Democrats are not conducting Lawfare against President Trump when he brought up the topic at his Wildwood NJ speech. Keep looking for CNN to continue invoking "WE KNOW!" whenever trying to deny the OBVIOUS about Democrat Lawfare against President Trump.
  • Judge Weighing Trump Request [semi-satire]

    05/12/2024 8:34:55 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 3 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 12 May 2024 | John Semmens
    Former President Donald Trump's unusual request to be given "liberty or death" after the latest gag order fine imposed on him by Judge Juan Merchan, who is presiding over the trial in New York City, is being taken under consideration. "Strictly speaking, it would not appear that a judge could normally decide whether to grant a plea of 'give me liberty or give me death,'" Merchan observed. "However, this is not a normal prosecution. Unprecedented actions have been taken to overrule the statute of limitations that normally would've prevented this trial from taking place. Charges that were previously dismissed by...
  • VIDEO: A Couple of Eurovision LOSERS

    05/12/2024 7:29:59 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 20 replies
    Rumble ^ | May 12, 2024 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEOHere are a couple of Eurovision LOSERS, in every sense of the word, from Ireland and the UK. Somehow Eurovision has devolved into a Flaunt Fest Freak Show in which talent has split the scene. The funniest thing is contestants such as these idiots that have been supporting Hamas during the Eurovision contest would be IMMEDIATELY tossed off the rooftops if they ever ventured to places such as Gaza or Iran.
  • Biden Dismisses Soaring Prices [semi-satire]

    05/11/2024 10:21:16 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 2 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 12 May 2024 | John Semmens
    This week in an interview with CNN's Erin Burnett, President Biden dismissed the 30% rise in food prices since he took office, saying "people can afford it. Thanks to Bidenomics, they have the money to spend. I've personally canceled billions of dollars in student debt. We're putting newly arrived immigrants up in hotels and feeding them. We're subsidizing electric vehicles so drivers don't have to pay high gas prices. Most of us have credit cards, savings, or EBTs. Many of our cities have effectively legalized shoplifting items of less than a thousand dollars. There's no crisis. The Republicans are gas-lighting...
  • VIDEO: Does This Princeton Hunger Striker Look Hungry to You?

    05/11/2024 6:31:33 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 21 replies
    Rumble ^ | May 11, 2024 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEOBe honest. Does this Princeton hunger striker look like he's been fasting for eight days? I've never seen a hunger striker look so well fed. Obviously this guy has been hiding snacks in his Keffiyeh. Snickers? Cocoa Puffs? Gummi Bears? And now he wants others to join in with his Solidarity Hunger Strike Picnic. Yes, those Keffiyehs make great tablecloths to serve pizza slices on the sly.