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Prominent Progressives Raise $150k on Kickstarter To Fund God-Awful ‘Kids Bible’
Protestia ^ | May 7, 2024 | staff

Posted on 05/07/2024 6:12:04 PM PDT by Morgana

A collective of Jesus-hating progressives has blown past its Kickstarter goal to bring their new illustrated storybook bible, God’s Stories as Told by God’s Children, to the masses, raising nearly $150k against a $60k goal and all but ensuring we’re about to get one more bible book fit for the burn barrel.

The new kid’s bible is spearheaded by the organization “The Bible for Normal People,” the ministry of Pete Enns and Jared Byas. Enns is the more notorious of the two. He jumped on the emergent church bandwagon just as it broke down and swiftly devolved into a puddle of liberal theology and inerrancy denial, making a name for himself with his book “The Sin of Certainty.

According to their website, their mission is to unironically “Bring the best in biblical scholarship to everyday people,” all the while revealing: “Our heart is for the normal person, so we are not elitist or exclusionary…we are inclusive of LGBTQ people, women, BIPOC, disabled people, and other diverse religious voices and backgrounds.”

Their Kickstarter page explains the purpose of the new kids bible:

“For the past twelve months, we have been working with biblical scholars, theologians, faith practitioners, and authors from all over the world to create a children’s storybook Bible with a difference. God’s Stories as told by God’s Children, integrates biblical scholarship with engaging storytelling, illuminating the stories behind the biblical texts in a way that embraces curiosity and conversation.”

Because in our survey of 10 of the most popular children’s storybook Bibles, we found:

8 out of 10 were written by men

9 out of 10 were written by a single author

10 out of 10 were infused with biblical literalism

8 out of 10 espoused a single atonement theory

Oh no! What horror. What is the remedy?

Which is where we come in.

God’s Stories as told by God’s Children, offers curious kids and their adults something different. Something better. A way of reading the Bible that:

honors its ancientness, its complexity, and its many voices,

encourages children to engage their hearts, souls, and minds,

and lays the foundations for a faith that grows and evolves as your child does.

Naturally, some of the bible’s contributors are eclectic to say the least:

In short, it’s gonna be a hot mess and every Christian should rightfully hate it.


TOPICS: Current Events; General Discusssion
KEYWORDS: apostate; bible; children; heresy
On the link are pictures and names of the authors who are contributing to this. Clink on the link and see if you all know who they are. I have not a clue.
1 posted on 05/07/2024 6:12:04 PM PDT by Morgana
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2 posted on 05/07/2024 6:18:41 PM PDT by ealgeone
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To: Morgana

2nd Peter1.


3 posted on 05/07/2024 6:41:54 PM PDT by cowboyusa (YESHUA IS KING OFRICA, AND HE WILL HAVE NO OTHER ngressman is.GODS BEFORE HIM!)
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To: Morgana

When I see “activist” in the job title....that’s enough for me to toss them out.


4 posted on 05/07/2024 6:45:12 PM PDT by ealgeone
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To: Morgana

Someone get a millstone


5 posted on 05/07/2024 7:02:32 PM PDT by struggle
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To: Morgana
Clink on the link and see if you all know who they are. I have not a clue.

Peter Enns I recognize. Lost a position with Westminster Sem. Philadelphia. Looks like that was a good thing. Shane Clairborne was a big name back when the "emergent church" was a thing. I hadn't seen his name for a while.

The others, maybe I'll g00gle them tomorrow.

6 posted on 05/07/2024 7:16:13 PM PDT by Lee N. Field ("And if you are Christ's, then you are Abraham's offspring, heirs according to promise" Gal 3:29)
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To: Morgana
8 out of 10 were written by men

9 out of 10 were written by a single author

Does anyone else see a problem with these two statements being simultaneously true?

7 posted on 05/07/2024 7:23:08 PM PDT by 17th Miss Regt ( )
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To: cowboyusa

...and Revelation 22:18


8 posted on 05/07/2024 7:33:38 PM PDT by BuchananBrigadeTrumpFan (If in doubt, it's probably sarcasm)
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To: struggle

Yes, and then toss them into the sea 🌊.


9 posted on 05/07/2024 7:41:34 PM PDT by No name given (Anonymous is who you’ll know me as)
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To: Morgana
They will reap their eternal reward for perverting the Word of the Lord like that.

Especially leading young children astray.

Like the adults who take children to certain events:

A few years ago:


10 posted on 05/07/2024 7:52:31 PM PDT by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the Days of Lot; They did Eat, They Drank, They Bought, They Sold ......)
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To: Morgana

[espoused a single atonement theory]

Ultimately, it’s spirit of antichrist behind this. There’s your proof right there.


11 posted on 05/07/2024 7:58:15 PM PDT by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the Days of Lot; They did Eat, They Drank, They Bought, They Sold ......)
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To: No name given ; struggle; fwdude

As you likely have already surmised.

Didn’t take very long to find out what was easily-guessed:


Peter Enns:

He’s a liar and an antichrist - twisting Scripture

https://www.facebook.com/thebiblefornormalpeople/videos/did-god-destroy-sodom-and-gomorrah-because-of-gay-

people-with-pete-enns/387359703152198/


Jared Byas:

Also a liar twisting Scripture

https://twitter.com/jbyas/status/1141322986844237824


12 posted on 05/07/2024 8:07:56 PM PDT by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the Days of Lot; They did Eat, They Drank, They Bought, They Sold ......)
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To: 17th Miss Regt
8 out of 10 were written by men - 9 out of 10 were written by a single author

Does anyone else see a problem with these two statements being simultaneously true?

No.

The statement "8 out of 10 were written by men" could does not specify how many men were involved in the writing. It could mean that eight of the ten books were written by committees consisting entirely of men (or even by committees having at least one male member).

Likewise, the statement "9 out of 10 were written by a single author" could mean that a single individual is the sole author of nine of the books - or that nine of the books were written, not by committees, but rather by individual persons.

In short: The statements are ambiguous to begin with.

Regards,

13 posted on 05/07/2024 11:08:15 PM PDT by alexander_busek (Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.)
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To: Lee N. Field

“Peter Enns I recognize. Lost a position with Westminster Sem. Philadelphia. Looks like that was a good thing. Shane Clairborne was a big name back when the “emergent church” was a thing. I hadn’t seen his name for a while.”

Thanks for the info.


14 posted on 05/07/2024 11:31:59 PM PDT by Morgana ( Always a bit of truth in dark humor.)
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To: Morgana
On the link are pictures and names of the authors who are contributing to this. Clink on the link and see if you all know who they are. I have not a clue

I looked the rest up. They are everything you would expect out of liberal protestantism, a century now past Machen's Christianity and Liberalism. Stereotypically so. Oh, yeah, and one of them's LDS.

15 posted on 05/08/2024 10:06:40 AM PDT by Lee N. Field ("And if you are Christ's, then you are Abraham's offspring, heirs according to promise" Gal 3:29)
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