Kadyrov has caught the ultra-virulent stage 6 elbow cancer!
I seem to recall that Putin himself was on his deathbed from stage 6 elbow cancer not that long ago. He would, like, grip the arm of the sofa really really hard to steady his cancerous elbow from flapping around uncontrollably like a chicken. Or something.
Whatever happened to ol’ Putin? Was that him who won that recent election, or maybe his son?