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Personal Favorite Quotes..... just until I can actually think of something more intelligent to put here that hasn't been said a hundred other times, by a hundred different people... lol, yes the real reason is because I just want to. :P

I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yeterday and I love today.

I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ. ~ Mahatma Gandhi

If email had been around before the telephone was invented, people would have said, "Hey, forget email! With this new telephone invention I can actually talk to people!" ~ The Exectuive Speechwriter Newsletter

Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis ad capul tuum saxum immane mittam. ~ anonymous

If atheism is a religion, then health is a disease! ~ Clark Adams

Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world; it's the only thing that ever does ~ Margaret Mead

Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together. ~ Carl Zwanzig

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. ~ Douglas Adams, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. ~ Eleanor Roosevelt

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and all science. He to whom this emotion is a stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead: his eyes are closed. ~ Albert Einstein

Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy. ~ Albert Einstein

Why should we be frightened? No people who have ever lived on this earth have fought harder, paid a higher price for freedom, or done more to advance the dignity of man than the living Americans, those Americans living in this land today. ~ Ronald Reagan

The American people are very generous people and will forgive almost any weakness, with the possible exception of stupidity. ~ Will Rogers (1879-1935)

War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature, and has no chance of being free unless made or kept so by the exertions of better men than himself. ~ John Stuart Mill