Impy

I'm an angry Libertarian Conservative/Near Minarchist, Yellow Dog Republican, and government reformist. (FYI George Ryan is not a Republican but a member of the Corrupt RINO Asshole Party or C.R.A.P.) I am 26 and reside in Chicago. I am also one bad dude so don't mess with me. Seriously, don't. I'm a leading critic of Harry Truman. Are you one of the countless Freepers fond of Harry? Wise up, he was corrupt left-wing slime. I am also a leading critic of GW Bush. He's a RINO dog who kneecapped the Republican party and sold conservatism down the river. I should know I'm an associate professor of RINOology at FR University. (insert credible conservative) 2012! McClintock/Pence/Ryan for House Leader!

"Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things."- Dan Quayle.

Gender Gap?

Stop looking at me!!

Quotes about Impy:

"you are boring" - angkor
"I like you! I may not agree with you, but I like you!" - parsifal

At Left: Resident Osama as an infant. At Right: America's Pastime.

Thug with a badge kidnaps a boy in the name of Marxism on orders from his lesbian mistress. This happened in America.
A lesbian socialist was in charge of men with guns and had an ugly goon with no genitalia or brain cells kidnap a boy and give him to Fidel Castro. Seriously.

In 1948 the Louisville Courier-Journal in criticizing the campaign of GOP hopeful Thomas Dewey wrote:

No presidential candidate in the future will be so inept that four of his major speeches can be boiled down to these historic four sentences: Agriculture is important. Our rivers are full of fish. You cannot have freedom without liberty. Our future lies ahead.

Yesterday's folly is today's genius. Tom Dewey meet B.H. Obama. Going with a vague sense of inevitability really worked for him.

"If it doesn't matter who wins or loses, then why do they keep score?" - Vince Lombardi

FIRE LOVIE SMITH!

Boobs.