Posted on 12/31/2001 8:38:14 AM PST by Come And Take It
Top 30 ways to anger Liberals
30. Have empty shell casings in you pocket and when you reach in for change let them see.
29. Point out that GW Bush earned a Harvard MBA, whereas Al Gore dropped out of law school and flunked out of divinity school
28. Ask them if the government should encourage irresponsibility, ingratitude, and forced compassion? Then talk about entitlement programs.
27. Teach your nieces and nephews (all under 18) how to shoot a handgun.
26. Suggest that if we could find the Bolivian soldier that put a bullet in Che Guevera's head, he be offered the Nobel Peace Prize.
25. Refer to the Waco tragedy as and American Holocaust.
24. Mention the Marxism has been the most deadly ideology in world history.
23. Tell them that the only reason Chile is not another Argentina is due to the greatness of Pinochet and his economic reforms.
22. Tell them that you eat meat, wear leather, wear fur, and love things made from silk.
21. Inform them that the UNIBOMBER took, many of his positions, from Gore's book, " EARTH IN THE BALANCE".
20. Criticize Palestinians then defend Israel.
19. Mention that Bill Clinton's legacy was a stain on a blue dress.
18. Remind them that Hitler was a socialist.
17. Drive the largest vehicle with the biggest engine money can buy.
16. Mention that "the bigger the better" doesn't apply to government.
15. Remind them that Bill Clinton was a lying, cheating, scumbag and a rapist.
14. Go hunting with your kids
13. Criticize the United Nations.
12. Support the Boy Scouts.
11. Have lots of children and encourage others to do the same.
10. Refer to homosexuals as sodomites.
9. Read your bible in public and pray in restaurants.
8. Refer to abortion as infanticide.
7. Put up an American flag in front of your house.
6. Teach your kids, morals and values. Including discipline.
5. Vote for someone with your values
4. Go to a Fundamental Bible believing church.
3. Home school your kids.
2. Buy a gun and some ammo.
1. Tell some one about Jesus and salvation.
Bonus. Speak the truth.
What else drives them up the wall? Right-wingers writing poetry, especially non-religious poetry. The left thinks they have such a lock on creativity that to see someone not on the left writing tehir own verse drives them bonkers.
Heck, laughter will do it. The left hates to see the right laugh. We're not supposed to be happy; we're supposed to be uptight.
So often, it seems the activists on the left want to see the right miserable. We're not supposed to be happy; we're supposed to be repressed -- even those of us on the libertarian right.
So have fun. Hug your spouse or S.O. close. Tell a joke. Dance down the street. Tell a dirty joke, if that suits you. It will drive the leftist activists up the freakin' wall.
WE'RE HERE. WE'RE INTOLERANT. GET USED TO IT!
OR We'll Kick your A$$
That's why when you appose us yer jus wearin down yer Grinders Eatin' goober Peas
Tell them that achievement and hard work should be rewarded, while sloth and indolence shouldn't be.
Say that Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, Louie Farrakhan, etc. are nothing but race warlords who drum up strife and shake down companies because they can't get real jobs.
Say that Hitlary is nothing but a screaming, self-serving harpy who would eat her own children if it furthered her own socialist agenda.
Tell them that the U.S. military has done more to protect freedom in America than any social program.
Tell them that Secretary Colin Powell and Justice Clarence Thomas are among the best role models for young black males in America today.
I always thought it was the "Come and Get it" cannon.
Happy New Year!
It's really sad. I would bet that the average 20-year-old Black male has never heard of Thomas Sowell or Walter Williams or Ward Connerly, etc.
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