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Cry Me A River (Not)
Lucianne.com ^ | September 19, 2001 | Lucianne Goldberg

Posted on 09/19/2001 6:29:37 AM PDT by YaYa123

"I'm sorry, but I want Dan Rather to retire and I want him to take Peter Jennings with him. I'd like to see the two of them in plaid polyester jackets and salmon pants posing together for tourists snaps at the dog track. I want their long careers to be over, finished, forked like done potatoes.

Before they leave I would like both of them to answer this: Were you a journalist or performers? If they were journalists why did they constantly offer their opinions on the nightly news? If they were performers why did they claim all the perks and privileges of being journalists?

Jennings' overall bizarre behavior during this disaster qualifies him for instant retirement if not long term therapy. If he can't handle the pressure and demands of being on air for 16 hours straight then why does he have the job and why did we have to watch him cracking up, losing it and jabbering like a rhesus monkey who dropped his orange slice. I'm told by production moles inside ABC that he is famous for going slightly mental when he's tired. Well, join the club and get off the air. We are a world in crisis and they give us crazy Uncle Ned off his meds. Get someone younger, fresher, stronger with an ego smaller than Cleveland to tell us the news.

Jennings' sneering presentation when he thought Attorney General John Ashcroft was holding a second press conference only to learn that Ashcroft was an invited guest for a one on one interview was just one manifestation of the strange and embarrassing behavior Jennings' subjected us to.

These men, these network anchors are as much national leaders as anyone in Washington. We look to them through out tear torn eyes for guidance, for reassurance and for manly behavior. Yes, I have used the dreaded M word to bring up my larger point concerning Dan, The Newsman, Rather. No one in public life has blurred the distinction between performer and journalist more than this strange and loopy person. He even refers to himself as a "tough, hard-charging telejournalist."

Monday night Dan appeared on Letterman and blubbered. I'm not talking about "welling up," or "shedding a quiet tear," like everyone else. I'm talking about gut wrenching, gagging, choking, can't go on, blubbering.

This man, who fancies himself some kind of Cowboy Everyman hasn't been near a horse since a Hansom cab splashed his chinos outside the Plaza Hotel. He uses phrases like "secure as a double-knot tied in wet rawhide," "hot and tight as a too-small bathing suit on a too-long car ride back from the beach,"and "I've feel like I've been rode hard and put to bed wet." It's all colorful, not original enough, and I'd say makes him a performer several ticks below the Jerry Lewis league. If he's the journalistic icon he insists he is, he has no right to subject a weeping nation to his personal pain (or political opinion, for that matter) on national TV. It's just not....brace yourself....manly.

Seeing someone who is supposed to be a leader in the national media blubbering on a comedy show is not my idea of leadership. It's not my idea of setting an example for a grieving nation. It's not my idea of being a man. Not for me the collective "awwwwww" that must have risen from viewers in this nation who have been totally wussed out with 8 years or more of Kumbiyah Hug Me I'm Hurting moisturizing of the national fiber. Wet fiber rots and that's what people like Dan Rather does by losing it in front of the kids (us). He rots us from within.

If you hold yourself up as our interpreter of the world in turmoil and are so emotionally distraught you can't control yourself (and a lot of us are) stay home, damn it, until you can set an example for those who really have something to cry about like a dead husband, or wife or son or daughter. I'll make the exception for Howard Lutnick, the CEO of Cantor Fitzgerald who lost it during his interview with Connie Chung. He didn't die because he was late to work from taking his kid to school. 700 of his employees did including his own brother. He's earned the right to break down. Dan Rather hasn't. A slow waiter at '21' isn't a gross insult to the system. Having your car, your valet or your lunch date arrive late doesn't constitute pain and suffering. A dip in the rating doesn't qualify him for one whit of sympathy. But, the wussed out among us will say, he was so upset about it all.

Look. We are all broken hearted. People are crying on the street, in restaurants and over the phone to the dentist's office here but that's okay. Rudy Giuliani's face was tortured in pain at a Firefighter's funeral but he turned away from the camera. Men do cry. But real men, the kind of men we need as national symbols have the grace to take it outside or inside or down the hall. They wouldn't totally lose it on TV unless, and this is the big unless - they are performers.

We conducted an unprofessional survey of men and women regarding Rather's performance. To a man, the sentiment was,"Aw, gee, cut him some slack." The women, however, thought he was a wimp and should get a grip. That should tell you guys something profound. The next time you wonder whether to hold a chair, a coat or an open door - do it. Women want men who do manly things, particularly those who would lead us. We want manly men, we want heroes. The national is so hungry for this disappearing breed.


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Another awesome WOW of a column from Lucianne.
1 posted on 09/19/2001 6:29:37 AM PDT by YaYa123 (yaya123@aol.com)
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To: YaYa123
jabbering like a rhesus monkey who dropped his orange slice

Lucianne owes me a keyboard.

2 posted on 09/19/2001 6:33:43 AM PDT by AppyPappy
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To: YaYa123
First time I've really read her. Now I see where Jonah gets some of his writing talent.
3 posted on 09/19/2001 6:39:10 AM PDT by bleudevil
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To: AppyPappy
LOL....that line cracked me up too.
4 posted on 09/19/2001 6:39:46 AM PDT by YaYa123
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To: YaYa123
But real men, the kind of men we need as national symbols have the grace to take it outside or inside or down the hall. They wouldn't totally lose it on TV unless, and this is the big unless - they are performers.

Thank God someone finally said that.

5 posted on 09/19/2001 6:43:22 AM PDT by riley1992
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To: YaYa123
I am all for jumping all over Peter Jennings at this time. His behavior during the entire crisis was more appropriate of a reporter for Iraqi television.

Normally, I am all for the piling on of Dan Rather as well...but not this time. Dan showed me something during this crisis. He was, above all, a professional. His reporting was accurate (he was the only one to not run the video of the fires in Kabul and act as if we somehow did it). He was fantastic at seperate fact from rumor...and clearly stating what was confirmed and unconfirmed reports. I watched him for at least 9 of the 14 hours he reported that day, and not once did I hear him say anything I would consider partisan or biased. Captain Dan will revert to his old form again....but in case I'm wrong, allow him this time for the respect that he deserves for performing his job better than anyone else did for those first 3 days.

6 posted on 09/19/2001 6:45:13 AM PDT by francisandbeans
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To: YaYa123
Gotta admit; she's outdone herself on this one. Excellent.
7 posted on 09/19/2001 6:46:35 AM PDT by RightOnline
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8 posted on 09/19/2001 6:53:30 AM PDT by 2ndMostConservativeBrdMember
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To: AppyPappy
We want new keyboards, now!
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To: francisandbeans
I have never seen anything so phony in my life as Dan Rather's display on the Letterman show. I actually thought it was a rehearsed comedy skit and at the time felt it was in such poor taste. There was not a tear in his eyes, yet he was swiping away at his cheecks and holding on to Letterman's arm for dear life. I almost vomited.
10 posted on 09/19/2001 7:03:44 AM PDT by MotherSpector
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To: YaYa123
I wasn't around for JFK's assasination(I was born in 1970), but I have seen the old black and white images of Walter Cronkite putting on his horn-rimmed glasses to read the latest bulletin. Maybe those of you who remember that time can tell me if what was being reported was "All Schmaltz all the time" as it has been for the last few days.

I have been very emotional at times during this period while watching actual news. What we see time and time again by the media whores is a replay of events, not intended to inform but intended to bring out emotion. I've had enough!

Flipping through the channels, I have come across BBC World News. They seem to get it. It's actual news...an entire broadcast which informs its viewers! Perhaps if the tragedy happened in Great Britain their news would be filled with the same mallarchy that our is filled with.

My wife and I discuss this every night, are we wrong to not want to be spoon-fed the emotional ipecac that the media keeps forcing?

I want news from news organizations...leave the emotion to Oprah!!!
12 posted on 09/19/2001 7:16:08 AM PDT by marktuoni
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To: YaYa123,Billie,Snow Bunny,summer,Miss Marple
Thank you, YaYa, and Lucianne...most excellent and bumpworthy article! President Bush, a manly man, waited until he was out of the room at his press briefing the other day to break down and sob. You could see the effort he made to steel himself, not giving in to his tears when he knew the nation needed him strong. Dang, crying again.
13 posted on 09/19/2001 7:19:58 AM PDT by Ragtime Cowgirl
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To: MotherSpector
I have never seen anything so phony in my life as Dan Rather's display on the Letterman show. I actually thought it was a rehearsed comedy skit and at the time felt it was in such poor taste. There was not a tear in his eyes, yet he was swiping away at his cheecks and holding on to Letterman's arm for dear life. I almost vomited.

I haven't seen Dan Rather because I don't watch any of the big three nutworks. The only reason I saw this performance was because Fox News showed it. I agree with you. I almost threw up my orange slice.

14 posted on 09/19/2001 7:49:22 AM PDT by Samizdat
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To: MotherSpector
I don't watch Letterman, but saw the clip of Dan on FNC.

Call me a cynic, but if Dan was that torn up, he would never have gone on the Letterman show in the first place. Gag me with an old pontiac.

15 posted on 09/19/2001 7:49:40 AM PDT by katykelly
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To: Northman
The problem is there is very little choice in the mix...If you miss one, you can watch another for the same drivel...
16 posted on 09/19/2001 7:55:35 AM PDT by marktuoni
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To: YaYa123
The Boys of FR (part III...Calendar), thanks Billie.
17 posted on 09/19/2001 8:00:01 AM PDT by Ragtime Cowgirl
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To: YaYa123, Ragtime Cowgirl
Whoa! She said everything I wish I could have said! Thanks for the ping, Cowgirl! Excellent, no-holds-barred opinion!
18 posted on 09/19/2001 8:10:00 AM PDT by Billie
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To: Billie
My pleasure. (^: At the risk of seeming mean-spirited (and with great restraint), my take on Dan R.'s PR campaign to portray himself as a patriotic American:

Red Weenie

19 posted on 09/19/2001 8:48:27 AM PDT by Ragtime Cowgirl
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To: ClancyJ
Thought the Guild might enjoy a break. (^:
20 posted on 09/19/2001 4:50:34 PM PDT by Ragtime Cowgirl
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