Drug-addicted bunny rabbits? Oh, the horror, oh the humanity! It could lead to something like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xulXFB3-A3c
Hmmm...
Similar things happen all the time
such as drunk squirrels
Because wild rabbits don’t know how to choose their own food. /s
Why did he seize a retiree’s okra plants?
“I deal in science,”
Perhaps Mr. Science should reflect on the fact that the active ingredients in pot are only fat-soluble. Animals eating it won’t get high, unless they make brownies or cannabis butter.
Certainly we’ve all heard tales of the many inebriated animals due to the mass growing in California, right? Right.
The old “March Hare’’, eh?
Can you get high from eating rabbits that were high when harvested? LOL
Hmmmm, hmmmm, hmmmm. Stoned rabbits is some mighty fine eatin!
“The ramifications to the flora, the animal life, the contaminated water, are still unknown.”
So let’s make it illegal, anyway.
“I deal in facts. I deal in science,” said special agent Matt Fairbanks
Whada maroon.
1. The leaves & stems which a rabbit or other animal might eat are about as intoxicating as the sweat on a beer bottle.
2. The intoxicating flowers of the plant are sticky & pungent, repelling most birds & animals from the enclosed seeds, a natural deterrent like thorns.
3. The flowers are intoxicating only in the last month of growth, ending when seeds are produced & the plant dies. Naturally, animals want the seeds, but this is when the plant is most sticky & stinky. Yet even brushing by a young plant will stink you up good, something a predator can smell a mile away.
If the animals don’t know this, they soon will, just as they know of many other plants to avoid. The woods are full of poisonous plants, yet the rabbits & deer thrive.
Every summer “volunteer” marijuana pops up all over the USA. Arkansas ditch weed is famous - they say you can pick it on the side of the road, but it wont get you high. So, US wildlife is probably very familiar with the plant.
This DEA agent, like all the rest, is just protecting his livelihood by spouting nonsense. If the WOD ever ends he will become a meat, light bulb, & outdoor grill confiscator.
Might give new meaning to the term “dumb bunny”...
So glad we are focusing on the important issues.
Go ask Alice.
Will that mess up the Easter Egg Hunt?
I hate rabbits. Would never have one for a pet,