I love this one: by RON CANTRELL
“Solomon and Shulamit”
My wife and I were standing in a hotel hallway when the elevator disgorged a man in a tuxedo, a woman in a white wedding dress, and a bellhop pushing their luggage cart. The bellhop opened the room door with his passkey (this was 1983), the groom hoisted the bride over the threshold, and the door closed behind all of them. My wife and I continued loitering.
Moments later, as expected, the bellhop reemerged, but so too did the happy couple, not appearing quite so giddy now. Determinedly ignoring their little audience, they grimly moved to the next room and repeated the entire ordeal. As you can see, I'm still laughing.