My one experience with an ‘authentic’ gypsy palm reader was hilarious.
(Don’t wear any jewelry when you go. They are experts at getting it off of you - and you seem like the perfect mark.)
You have a twisted perspective, clearly. RQC would not go to a gypsy palm reader. He is a Christian and has Spiritual discernment and the clear word of God to not indulge such spiritual foolishness. You? Not so much