AMBER ALERT!
Missing FReeper Steelfish - BELIEVED TO BE RUNAWAY
Last seen wearing silver-colored t-shirt with drawing of fins, often posted about the comforts of shallow water.
Last communication on FR was 5 days ago, when claimed “thousands of Protestant theologians” had converted to religion of Rome.
IF ANYONE SEES THIS FREEPER, SPEAK SOFTLY AND ENCOURAGINGLY. DO NOT MENTION TRUMP, AS HE WAS A NEVER-TRUMPER.
That’s just too funny!
Five days already.
My time flies.
You were supposed to forget about that unanswered question in that amount of time, you know.