Posted on 04/26/2017 6:07:01 PM PDT by Gamecock
I was surprised that Jimmy Swaggard is still preaching, though nothing on the scale prior to the scandals.
It sounds like the informer is just a spinoff of that Quack Watch guy.
They didn't pay their taxes on the money they stole... that's where the government gets mad!
Praise The Lord and Pass the Loot!
Leni
Benny Hinn Carefully Applies ‘Not Of This World’ Sticker To Ferrari 458 Italia
DANA POINT, CA—Televangelist and prosperity preacher Benny Hinn excitedly emerged from one of his mansions Monday morning in order to put his recently acquired ‘Not of this World’ sticker onto the bumper of one of his Ferraris—namely, the 458 Italia Coupe in Rosso Scuderia—sources confirmed.
“There we go,” he reportedly said to himself after applying the decal and standing back to admire his handiwork. “I really gotta get one of these for my jet too.”
When pressed by reporters for the meaning of the sticker, Hinn was ready.
“We as Christians need to have our minds on things above, not on things below,” the preacher worth approximately $40 million said. “This sticker is a reminder for me and everyone I interact with that I’m living in this world as a sojourner. Now everyone I blow by on the freeway in my ridiculously expensive supercar will know that my real citizenship is in heaven.”
“The kingdom of God isn’t about what is seen, but what is unseen,” he added before getting in the $300,000 car and speeding away to his next crusade event.
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EXCELLENT!!!
That lying piece of sh*t showman is a disgrace.
Thank you for letting me know I'm not alone.
Police chase with Yakety Sax theme. Hilarious => https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUYbu5DJA1U
I think of Simon the Sorcerer from Acts chapter 8 when I see the mega church pastors relate to money as if sending them money buys you blessings from God.
Benny Hinn seems like a harmless clown right up to the part of the show where he asks for money and then a demonic cast comes over his face.
So many Elmer Gantrys still around.
Unfortunately, they do.
That guy named Prince is another phony.
Back in the 90’s, my Parents lived next door to Benny Hinn’s Bodyguard.
Nice guy with a nice Family. He said he traveled the world with Benny and he thought his Ministry was the real deal.
True believer.
“Simon the Sorcerer”
He didn’t fly. :)
From The Silver Chalice:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dHzAn1vhl0
Benny Hinn?
How about investigating for real the Clintoon Global initiative?
Stoopids.
I had a distant relative who was part of Hinn’s entourage. Committed suicide years ago. These people prey off of the unstable part of the population.
God has no use for money.
Satan is the ruler of this world.
Great granma’s on SS with a fiver to send.
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