I’ve always liked the Lolcat Bible.
John 1:5
Teh lite iz pwns teh darks, but teh darks iz liek “Wtf.”
John 3:16-17
So liek teh Ceiling Kitteh lieks teh ppl lots and he sez ‘Oh hai I givez u me only kitteh and ifs u beleeves him u wont evr diez no moar, kthxbai!’17 Cuz teh Ceiling Kitteh not snd hiz son 2 take all yur cookies, but so u cud maek moar cookies 4EVAR!
I get a LOL out of that one, too. I suspect it may even make Jesus crack a smile. ;o)