It's not the parts of the bible that I do not understand that bothers me; but the parts that I do!
He is also claimed to have said,
"Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in." - MT
He then says,
"The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven, not man's." - MT
All of which deserves its own thread someday.