Well there is free pie day at Perkins but you have to buy a whole meal.
Here is what Jesus says about being RC and P:
Mat 3:9 Don’t just say to each other, ‘We’re safe, for we are descendants of Abraham.’ That means nothing, for I tell you, God can create children of Abraham from these very stones.
With Francis leading the way?
I have a Perkins close by; what day is pie day?