Not wanting to travel under a false flag, let me state right off the bat that I don't believe in the "new testament." However--
Don't you love the way Catholics and Orthodox comb their bibles for support of things that simply aren't there . . . and then turn right around and say that stuff that actually is in the Bible didn't actually happen (Genesis 1-11, Daniel, Esther, Jonah)????? They even reject the testimony of their otherwise "authoritative" church fathers, claiming that they were "men of their time" who didn't know any better!!!
No wonder Catholicism is turning to powder. But don't try to tell that to Catholics (or Orthodox) here. They're still trying to justify higher criticism and evolutionism because to do otherwise would be "Protestant!!!"
Perhaps your Fundamentalist Protestant roots are beckoning you home. Rather than snipe at the one holy catholic apostolic church, why not return to your Protestant home and stop kicking the goads ?