An Irishman is sitting at a bar drinking a beer.
A homo prances in from the parade and whispers in his ear, “Can I give you a blow-job?”
The Irishman stands up and knocks him down.
The bartender asks him, “Now Paddy, why did you go and do that?”
And the Irishman replied, “He said sumpin’ about me gettin’ a job.”
Paddy & Mike sitting at a bar:
Paddy: Did your ‘ear that Sean over t’ the brewery died?
Mike: Musha, what ‘appened?!
Paddy: Fell inta’ vat o’ beer and drownded; took himself eight hours t’ die.
Mike: Why so long?
Paddy: ‘E got out twice t’ go t’ the ‘loo!