When I was coming out of a gall-bladder surgery in the USAF hospital, I was waking up, still in a fog, and saw the anesthesiologist looking at me.
Me: “Am I in Hell?”
The doc: “No, just recovery”
Me: “Are you sure? As bad as I feel and as bad as you look, I must be in hell”
I promptly went back to sleep.
I don't recall saying that but a couple of nurses made a point to tell me what I said. . .they liked it because the doc was an arrogant a$$, apparently.
Lol! That doc got his!