LOL!
Long ago in the New Yorker there was a cartoon of a very drunk man in a toga with a jar of wine by him and a cup in his hand.
He was saying,
“Give me a lever and a place to stand, and I’ll move the world.”
Yeah... I think I saw that guy in 'Animal House'... (Besides, Archimedes never put a spare tire on a Chevy in his whole life. City-boy poser.)