[Iscool]

But that's Ok, people who want to stand on the roof of their survival bunker waiting for The Surrender of Christ to Satan and the Great Evacuation will enjoy themselves and buy lots of books.

Where did you get that crazy idea...None of us ever suggested Jesus was going to surrender...He's going to get us out of the way while he goes Postal on you people who are still here after we're gone...

[Rashputin]

Christ evacuating His troops is Christ surrendering to Satan since it places the world back in the state it was in prior to His coming the first time. Christ conquered Satan, He didn't make a treaty that promised Satan to give him control again at some time in the future.

There is one Second Coming, with no near miss or almost coming after His First Coming.

Anything other than leaving His people here through thick and thin until that Second Coming would be by definition be His surrendering to Satan since it would grant Satan control again after having taken it from him.

Nice try with the trash talk, though, I like the image of Christ "going Postal", it's so, so, hip and kewl. Very much in keeping with The Church of The Evacuation By Golden Huey.

Selling that baloney about the near miss and collection of His homies for a party is a good way to found a fine Ferrari collection, though, I'll grant you that.