We were on a trail just walking along
When from up above we heard a song
Saying “We’re infallibly right
and all the others are wrong”
Then I spied him high upon his perch
“We are really The One True Church!”
He wore silk robes and a big high hat
I’d never seen anybody dressed like that
He had red shoes that looked sorta funny
I thought that guy must have a lotta money
He said other things about Peter and Mary
that weren’t in the Bible and I found it scary
There had bloodshed and sin in their history
I said that Church sure is a Mystery
I started running away looking to hide
there was no cover because the road was too wide
Then the Heavens sent to me a small sparrow
that led me to a trail that was straight and narrow
I followed that trail and I never looked back
But I often times wonder about the rest of the pack