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Man Dies, Claims To See Michael Jackson And Pope John Paul II In Hell
Inquisitr ^
| January 14, 2015
Posted on 03/02/2015 2:01:42 PM PST by Gamecock
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To: BigEdLB
If JP2 was there at all, it would be because he was just visiting and offering comfort to those there permanently. He was that kind of man.
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posted on
03/02/2015 2:20:15 PM PST
by
Vigilanteman
(Obama: Fake black man. Fake Messiah. Fake American. How many fakes can you fit in one Zer0?)
To: Gamecock
“A local religious man, Rev. Owusu-Bempha, insisted that all aspects of Peter’s story are subject to “Satan’s machinations,” saying that according to the bible the only cases of the dead resurrecting happened when Jesus was around.”
Did this guy get his “Reverend” title from a cereal box?
Paul, Elijah, and Elisha all raised the dead as well.
To: Gamecock
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posted on
03/02/2015 2:26:27 PM PST
by
JoeProBono
(SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)
To: Zeppo
Just in case I’m staying away from sorcerers!
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posted on
03/02/2015 2:27:00 PM PST
by
SWAMPSNIPER
(The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not A Matter of Opinion)
To: Gamecock
This was a South Park episode.
To: fieldmarshaldj
“We gotta make room for Andy Dick.”
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posted on
03/02/2015 2:29:35 PM PST
by
dfwgator
To: Gamecock
Out of all the people who are no doubt in Hell, he happens to see 2 famous people? Why would that be?
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posted on
03/02/2015 2:30:38 PM PST
by
Politicalkiddo
("He repays everyone for what they have done; He brings on them what their conduct deserves.")
To: Gamecock
So a priest, a rabbi and a minister are in a limo on their way to the afterlife. The minister says, 'I tipped the driver $1,000 to take us to the gate that admits Protestants. I'm afraid you guys are out of luck'.
The priest says, 'Not so fast. I tipped the driver $2,000 to take us to the gate that admits Catholics. I'm afraid you guys are the ones out of luck.'
They get to arguing back back and forth, so finally the rabbi speaks up. 'Gentlemen will you please keep it down? My brother gets distracted from his driving when people fight.'
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posted on
03/02/2015 2:31:23 PM PST
by
Ken H
(DILLIGAF)
To: jsanders2001
Yeah, if he’d said he saw the whole Kennedy family and Mohammad there, it would have been believable.
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posted on
03/02/2015 2:31:49 PM PST
by
bigbob
(The best way to get a bad law repealed is to enforce it strictly. Abraham Lincoln)
To: Gamecock
Sounds like too much ganja!
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posted on
03/02/2015 2:32:50 PM PST
by
JimRed
(Excise the cancer before it kills us; feed & Ifwater the Tree of Liberty! TERM LIMITS NOW & FOREVER!)
To: Gamecock
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posted on
03/02/2015 2:33:05 PM PST
by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
To: Gamecock
Luke 16:26
And beside all this, between us and you there is a great gulf fixed: so that they which would pass from hence to you cannot; neither can they pass to us, that would come from thence.
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posted on
03/02/2015 2:34:02 PM PST
by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
To: bigbob
> Yeah, if he’d said he saw the whole Kennedy family and Mohammad there, it would have been believable.
He probably got off the elevator to soon. They were probably a few more floors down...
To: JimRed
Or Janjaweed, or whatever it is in Ghana.
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posted on
03/02/2015 2:35:23 PM PST
by
JimRed
(Excise the cancer before it kills us; feed & Ifwater the Tree of Liberty! TERM LIMITS NOW & FOREVER!)
To: Gamecock
Well, considering that Jackson put out that God-awful “Dangerous” album, I wouldn’t doubt it.
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posted on
03/02/2015 2:35:40 PM PST
by
Opinionated Blowhard
("When the people find they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.")
To: lurk
“If he did not also see the two dead Beatles, it didn’t happen.”
Well, he did see John(and)Paul
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posted on
03/02/2015 2:36:14 PM PST
by
almcbean
To: Zeppo
the stolen penii are from guys that poo poo'd that princess story about needing a bank account and a husband so they could share in a gabillion dollar stash .... remember her ?
I married her last month
Haven;t seen her yet, but I sent all my bank information as proof of my love .... and I'm gonn'a set up a fund for JimRob to NEVER have a freepathon EVER AGAIN !!!!
You're welcome, and I still have my penis.
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posted on
03/02/2015 2:36:23 PM PST
by
knarf
(I say things that are true ... I have no proof ... but, they're true)
To: JoeProBono
Joe! You’re back! Hallelujah!
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posted on
03/02/2015 2:41:36 PM PST
by
Alex Murphy
("the defacto Leader of the FR Calvinist Protestant Brigades")
To: Buckeye McFrog
Everybody...wE’d better “Beat it”! Looks like this is gonna be a “thriller”!
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posted on
03/02/2015 2:43:09 PM PST
by
mdmathis6
(If Hitler, Nazi, OR...McCarthy are mentioned in an argument, then the arguement is over!)
To: almcbean
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posted on
03/02/2015 2:44:20 PM PST
by
piusv
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