There IS a solution!
You see, O Infidels, as one advances up the rungs of LDS worthiness, one may become a God on another planet, or in another world. Just because the Scientologists promulgate a similar doctrine doesn't mean it ain't true. It's just that great theological minds like Joe Smith, and L. Ron Hubbard* tend to think alike.
Use your Logic, peeps. How do we know that Mitt has not been granted godhood on our planet? I mean, just in case, shouldn't we all vote for him? The thought of possibly pissing off a god possibly appointed to rule my planet kind of makes me itchy, in a theological way, of course. Just thank Allah The All-Wise that in order to avoid confusion, L. Ron Hubbard, to the best of my knowledge, is not running for office at this time.
And Golux, Oleg Cassini had nothing to do with the design of Ummim and Thurim, the spectacles Joe Smith used to read and translate the golden plates. They are much more Dolce and Gabbana, possibly Ralph Lauren, as is the spiffy waistcoat he is wearing in the photograph posted above.
*Golux, drop the sarcasm. You should appreciate L. Ron Hubbard more than most of us landlubbers. Scientology is the only world-class religion with the same rules as a yacht club, including a dress code for the Flag Officers.
Nana and Elsie, as potential distaff members of the LDS, you should appreciate the Mormon choice of marriages offered. You could have both married Joe Smith in Time, in Eternity, or in Time AND Eternity. Ditto Mitt!
There IS a solution!
