[terycarl]

Or, “Call no man on earth *Father*”.

I've always wondered what Jesus might have called Joseph....could it be daddy, pops, the old man, or might it have been what most people call their sires....FATHER???

You take a line like that very literally, but when Jesus hands His apostles a piece of bread and says"take and eat of this, THIS IS MY BODY"...you say, oh well, He probably didn't really mean it....PATHETIC.

[Elsie]

I've always wondered what Jesus might have called Joseph....

Hey Dad!

How come it seems that you and Mom never get it on like our Holy Book says?

Song of Solomon Chapter 3:1-5

 

1 On my bed by night
I sought him whom my soul loves;
    I sought him, but found him not.
² I will rise now and go about the city,
    in the streets and in the squares;
I will seek him whom my soul loves.
    I sought him, but found him not.
³ The watchmen found me
    as they went about in the city.
“Have you seen him whom my soul loves?”
⁴ Scarcely had I passed them
    when I found him whom my soul loves.
I held him, and would not let him go
    until I had brought him into my mother's house,
    and into the chamber of her who conceived me.
⁵ I adjure you, O daughters of Jerusalem,
    by the gazelles or the does of the field,
that you not stir up or awaken love
    until it pleases.

 

 

 

 

 

[Elsie]

You take a line like that very literally, but when Jesus hands His apostles a piece of bread and says"take and eat of this, THIS IS MY BODY"...you say, oh well, He probably didn't really mean it....PATHETIC.

... when Jesus says "“Call no man on earth *Father*”. ...you say, oh well, He probably didn't really mean it; but THIS one He REALLY meant!

"take and eat of this, THIS IS MY BODY"

(It's GOOD to be so selective!)