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How to win friends and wealth the Osteen way!

Posted on 11/21/2014 8:11:46 PM PST by longhorn too

Just a few moments ago I had a post promptly pulled because of being a little risqué with the Osteen Daily Devotional. I hope this one manages to stay afloat for more than a few minutes. If it is pulled I would like to know why.

Anyway, for anyone who would like a good laugh try this you tube.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qev-i9-VKlY


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KEYWORDS: osteen; ybpdln
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Oh, Lord, just who the heck is Lena?


21 posted on 11/21/2014 8:47:25 PM PST by PROCON (Always give 100%...unless you're donating blood.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

You know me. I try


22 posted on 11/21/2014 8:47:35 PM PST by eyedigress (e(!zOld storm chaser from the west)/?s)
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To: PROCON

How about a devotional to
the Moon god ?

Perhaps a sing-a-long with
Charles Manson ?


23 posted on 11/21/2014 8:48:24 PM PST by Big Red Badger ( - William Diamonds Drum - can You Hear it G man?)
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To: Big Red Badger
***SIGH***

Sometimes, n00b, </sarc> is your friend...

24 posted on 11/21/2014 8:50:23 PM PST by PROCON (Always give 100%...unless you're donating blood.)
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To: PROCON

25 posted on 11/21/2014 8:51:09 PM PST by 2ndDivisionVet (The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me.)
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To: PROCON

What a lucky man you are...


26 posted on 11/21/2014 8:51:43 PM PST by 2ndDivisionVet (The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet; longhorn too

If ya want me to I can call him a noob


27 posted on 11/21/2014 8:54:18 PM PST by woofie
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To: Big Red Badger

That reminds me, what is the Simbionese Peoples Liberation Army up to these days?

CC


28 posted on 11/21/2014 8:54:25 PM PST by Celtic Conservative (Stercus Accidit)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
What a lucky man you are...

Sheesh, n00b, what are you talking about...:-)

29 posted on 11/21/2014 8:55:32 PM PST by PROCON (Always give 100%...unless you're donating blood.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

“My father, who was in World War II, Korea and Vietnam, passed away 12 years ago. I’m younger than you, but I don’t think you’re old enough to be my sire.”

My dad was also in WWII at Iwo Jima but he did not make a career as your father did, and I really respect so called “lifers”, had two uncles that were “lifers” and one nephew working on it now with 16 years in. I am a Vietnam Vet myself.

What set me off is you responding to me as a noob to stop the vanities. If you look at the dates of joining I have been a member of this forum for over 16 years.

And I am not probably old enough to be your “sire” but I am not young enough to be your Son.

I have been on this task about Joel Osteen for a long time, you can talk to the religious admin about that, so you will probably see more of my vanities in the future if I am not kicked off this forum.


30 posted on 11/21/2014 8:55:55 PM PST by longhorn too
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To: Big Red Badger

You do know now that Charlie Manson is a new groom!


31 posted on 11/21/2014 8:58:36 PM PST by longhorn too
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To: longhorn too

Joel Osteen has always seemed a little wet-behind-the-ears to me, like a well-scrubbed teenager at his first prom. Probably not an evil guy, but his version of the gospel doesn’t ring true to me - it’s a little bit too much of a self-esteem, prosperity thing.


32 posted on 11/21/2014 8:59:25 PM PST by Steve_Seattle
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To: elcid1970

“And how old are you!!?”

Lets just say I am on Medicare the old fashion way!


33 posted on 11/21/2014 9:00:20 PM PST by longhorn too
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To: woofie

“If ya want me to I can call him a noob”

Just barely!


34 posted on 11/21/2014 9:02:24 PM PST by longhorn too
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To: Celtic Conservative

I think keeping up with the inbreeding Phelps Klan would be Uplifting too.


35 posted on 11/21/2014 9:02:29 PM PST by Big Red Badger ( - William Diamonds Drum - can You Hear it G man?)
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To: longhorn too

yep LOL


36 posted on 11/21/2014 9:03:33 PM PST by woofie
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To: Big Red Badger

“I think keeping up with the inbreeding Phelps Klan would be Uplifting too.”

Isn’t the older Phelps guy pushing up daisies now?


37 posted on 11/21/2014 9:06:06 PM PST by longhorn too
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To: longhorn too; 2ndDivisionVet
What set me off is you responding to me as a noob to stop the vanities. If you look at the dates of joining I have been a member of this forum for over 16 years

Both you guys are cracking me up, n00b, not n00b, whatever, the point is Joel Osteen, and Yeah, I've had a few brewskis tonight too....

38 posted on 11/21/2014 9:06:25 PM PST by PROCON (Always give 100%...unless you're donating blood.)
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To: longhorn too

Can you imagine the fighting over the Bouquet as the Bride tosses it over Her shoulder?


39 posted on 11/21/2014 9:07:28 PM PST by Big Red Badger ( - William Diamonds Drum - can You Hear it G man?)
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To: Big Red Badger

“Can you imagine the fighting over the Bouquet as the Bride tosses it over Her shoulder”

I got to tell you it is a match made in Heaven!


40 posted on 11/21/2014 9:09:55 PM PST by longhorn too
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