It'll get a whole lot more boring without your entertaining posts! I haven't had a good laugh at anybody for at least a few days.
Since election night?
Glad I could give you a good belly roll, if nothing else.
And since we're all in a jocular mood, how 'bout another?
Avram went into Church, took out his tallis, yarmulke, and proceeded to pray. The clergyman entered to start services: "Will all non-Christians please leave." Avram continued davening.
Again the clergyman said, "Will all non-Christians please leave." And again, Avram prayed.
Finally, the distraught clergyman moved to Avram. "Will ALL JEWS please leave."
At this, Avram removed his yarmulke, packed up his tallis, then went to the altar, picked up the statue of Jesus and said, "Come bubbela they don't want us here anymore."