What's that; Joseph?Mary, honey. Haven't you read 1 Corinthians 7:5 ??
What does it say, dear.
Uh...
Do not deprive one another, except perhaps by agreement for a limited time, that you may devote yourselves to prayer;
but then come together again, so that Satan may not tempt you because of your lack of self-control.
It's been a LONG time. When are we going to consummate our marriage?
Surely you know how SPECIAL I am. Do you REALLY want to mess that up?
Sigh. Well; can I just get you a handmaiden to help you with your chores?