[metmom]

so you think the 144,000 is a literal number also, oh boy. dispensationalism with a dash of Jehovah witnesses thrown in for good measure.

Hardly.

Just to clarify for the lurkers, who probably still have ears to hear.

There is no reason to not believe that the 144,000 sealed by God during the Tribulation is not a literal number, but they are sealed by God to preach during the Tribulation, that they might not be harmed during that time.

That is a far cry from the JW claim that only 144,000 will ever make it to heaven.

But if you knew what you were talking about, you'd know that, too.

[Elsie]

That is a far cry from the JW claim that only 144,000 will ever make it to heaven.

And, since there have been MORE than 144,00 JW's already; just WHY would ANYONE with half a brain cell would become a JW these days?

[Elsie]

 

If you have cable TV, there won’t be much on to watch.

 

 

 

 

If there isn’t much on to watch, you will answer your door whenever someone rings.

 

 

 

 

If you open your door, you will see mormons.

 

 

 

 

If you talk to mormons, they will trick you into “praying about whether something is true”.

 

 

 

 

If you rely on your feelings, you may become a mormon.

 

 

 

 

If you become a mormon, you will have to wear magic underwear!

 

 

 

 

If you wear magic underwear, people will immediately label you as a cultist.

... at your front door!

DON’T be a cultist!
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