[Graybeard58]

I’ve found that if you politely tell them, no thank you, they don’t linger also if you start quoting scripture they don’t hang around either.

[for-q-clinton]

I like to tell them I worship at the altar of Big Gov’t and Obama is my savior. In fact, I’m going to get my daughter some free abortions today. Most of the JW in my hood are black so that usually gets an interesting reaction.

[cloudmountain]

I’ve found that if you politely tell them, no thank you, they don’t linger also if you start quoting scripture they don’t hang around either.

Very true. BOTH things work.
I didn't realize that they were still out and about because I hadn't seen or heard about them in years. I guess they think California is "beyond the pale."

[Rodamala]

I find that they didn't stay long, when I showed up at the door in my tighty whiteys with a bottle of gin in hand, Lucky Strike hanging on my lip, and flung the front door open, porno playing loudly on the TV behind me and screamed, "COME ON IN GIRLS!!! THE PARTY'S JUST GETTIN' STARTED!!!"

Actually... they never came back.

Win.