Try devoting some of your time and energy you devote to Protestant-bashing on imcreasing the size of your own church. Be a better man and pump out them little catholics left and right. You'll get a tax break for each one.
I don’t bash protestants. But I do stand up for the Church that Christ started (the Catholic Church) each and every time some PROTESTant starts babbling on about how wicked the Catholic Church is. 2,000 years and counting, most Christians in the world are Catholic, but because a few thousand protestants say the Catholic Church is the work of the devil, well it must be.
“To be deep in history is to cease being Protestant” - John Henry Cardinal Newman