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To: marshmallow
Ahh Grasshopper, you must know the strength and skills of your opponent.

The nun with the 12” ruler must get close to you if she is to inflict pain. Be aware of your surroundings and know that you are safe if you keep your distance.

The nun with the yardstick can reach you from afar, but the unwieldy weapon is easy to dodge. You are safe if you keep your reflexes sharp.

The nun with the 18” ruler is the martial master. Almost as quick as the 12” ruler, but with more reach. It is the weapon of someone truly dedicated to the art of knuckle rapping. There is little you can do to defend yourself from such a nun, save behaving.

12 posted on 06/19/2012 8:25:01 AM PDT by Sergio (An object at rest cannot be stopped! - The Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight)
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To: Sergio

Ha Ha! That was a funny post, Sergio. Thanks for the chuckle.

Regards,


15 posted on 06/19/2012 9:54:03 AM PDT by VermiciousKnid (Sic narro nos totus!)
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