[OldNavyVet]

something as demonstrably false as mormonism

"Answer the gentleman, Thomas -- don't be afraid."
Tom still hung fire. "Now I know you'll tell me," said the lady. "The names of the first two disciples were --"
"David and Goliath!"
Let us draw the curtain of charity over this scene.

From "Tom Sawyer in Sunday School" by Mark Twain.

[Kevmo]

Tom Sawyer would make a much better president than zer0bama or Romnitt