[Zakeet]

The Science of Kolob: the Sun borrows its light from Kolob through the medium of Kae-e-vanrash, and other stars receive their power through the revolutions of Kolob. Similarly, the earth receives its power through the medium of Kli-flos-is-es, or Hah-ko-kau-beam.

That's a new one..... Wow!!

That came directly from one of Joseph's scientific papers published in the Book of Abraham ... revealed by his peep stone.

You can read the sacred text here: THE MEANS BY WHICH ABRAHAM WAS TAUGHT ASTRONOMY.--THE ABRAHAMIC SYSTEM OF ASTRONOMY.--FROM THE EARTH TO KOLOB.--THE SYSTEM PROVEN TRUE BY RECENT RESEARCH.--TESTIMONY OR VARIOUS AUTHORS.--ALCYONE.--MR. PETRIE'S TESTIMONY.--ADMISSIONS THAT THE ANCIENTS WERE TAUGHT SCIENTIFIC TRUTHS BY DIVINE REVELATION.

And just when you thought that Mormonism couldn't get much weirder ...

[svcw]

I think that was the first season of Battlestar Galacica.

[Tennessee Nana]

and whats the sun doing while all this wonderful Smithian science is going on ???

Getting her hair done ???

[Vendome]

I don’t get the picture

Why is the kid throwing up in his hat?

[Vendome]

I don’t get the picture

Why is the kid throwing up in his hat?

[annieokie]

KLI-flos-is-es and Hah-ko-kau-beam....??? ROFLLMHO

Da names, da names, my gosh the pain of da names.

Drunk??? I think maybe Kliflosises is really "I kinda like floosies" and the Hahkokaubeam is "How can I get off this beam".

Would be so great if someone would ask Romney to explain all this to us. rofl. Seriously, I would like some Media giant to ask him, with a straight face.

[Osage Orange]

Not surprising....

The more you know...the more you know it's a sham, goofy, fake, charismatic, cult religion.

The fact that LDS, Inc...keeps the con rolling is amazing to me.

But people are stupid, easily lead, misinformed, and just plain simple.

[annieokie]

WHO DARES TO ASK THE GREAT ONE MITT ROMNEY TO EXPLAIN ALL THIS GIBBERISH? ANYONE? maybe Foxnews will do it.

[Elsie]

...one of Joseph's scientific papers published in the Book of Abraham...

Yup; it's MORMON 'scripture' all right!