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To: Jack Hydrazine; Zionist Conspirator; Nachum; KC_Lion

A little BT (ba’al teshuva, not-raised-observant) joke for y’all at my expense, and for all flaming-neshama BT’s and FFBs and BNs (the coolest new acronym for B’nei Noach) everywhere:

One BT asks his friend, “What night of Chanukah is it?”
Friend: “Last night we lit 3 candles...”

Get it?! Oy, too funny... (get it? he doesn’t want to say what night of Chanukah it is since he’s confusing halachot of the Omer count and Chanukah.... tough crowd, tough crowd. Thanks, I’m here all week!)

We should receive the Torah anew in a joyful and meaningful way. Amen.


52 posted on 05/20/2015 5:36:13 PM PDT by Phinneous (Viva Napoli!)
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To: Phinneous

53 posted on 05/20/2015 6:46:13 PM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
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To: Phinneous; Jack Hydrazine; Zionist Conspirator; Nachum; jjotto; SkyDancer; NJRighty

55 posted on 05/20/2015 8:14:08 PM PDT by KC_Lion (This Millennial is for Cruz!)
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